This is a daunting prospect, is it not? I must write a short paragraph that perfectly encapsulates all that I am so you might find me a worthy investment. Witty and charming while intellectual and savvy... A haiku perhaps? No, far too banal. What about a song being sung with a celestial voice and a quaint ukelele accompanying. Not a chance, the crowds with pitchforks will shout "How contrived"! We'll keep it simple: bullet points.

• I love to act and make people laugh.

• Writing plays/shorts while over-caffeinated is my favorite hobby. (In fact! My play The Problem with Phantasms Is... will be performed at the International Human Rights Arts Festival!)

• My money job is producing television and independent films and just saying it gives me the biggest butterflies of joy, let alone actually making cool stuff happen. I'll fight you for the title of "Luckiest Kid In The World". Check us out at atomic-focus.com